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PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 10:01 pm    Post subject:  you'd gone fishing Reply with quote

Very Happy Two men were sitting at a bar recounting their dreams.
"I dreamed I was on vacation," one man said fondly. "It was
just me and my fishing rod and this big beautiful lake.
What a dream."
"I had a great dream too," said the other. "I dreamed I was
in bed with two beautiful women and having the time of my life."
His companion looked over and exhorted, "You dreamed you
had two women, and you didn't call me?"
"Oh, I did," said the other, "but when I called, your wife
said you'd gone fishing." Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 4:01 pm    Post subject:   Reply with quote

The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for
answered prayers.



A lady stood and walked to the podium. She said, 'I have a praise.' Two
months ago, my husband, Jim, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was
completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if
they could help him.'



You could hear an audible gasp from the men in the congregation as they
imagined the pain that poor Jim experienced.



She continued, 'Jim was unable to hold me or the children, and every move
caused him terrible pain. We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate
operation. They were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Jim's
scrotum and wrap wire around it to hold it in place.'



Again, the men in the Congregation squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined
the horrible surgery performed on Jim.



She continued, 'Now, Jim is out of the hospital and the doctor's say, with
time, his scrotum should recover completely.'



All the men sighed with relief.



The pastor rose and tentatively asked if any one else had anything to say.



A man rose and walked to the podium. He said, 'I'm Jim and I want to tell
my wife, the word is sternum.

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