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Uncle Chuck



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PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 9:06 pm    Post subject:  After a very tough day Reply with quote

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An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution for a client who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed, and he was feeling worn out and depressed. As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about, 'What time of night is this to be getting home? Where have you been?' 'Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it'. And on and on and on.

Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he went and poured himself a double shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks as he dragged himself up the stairs.

While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband's client, James Wright, had been granted a stay of execution after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight

Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided to go upstairs and give him the good news. As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of the rear of her husband, bent over, naked, drying his legs and feet.
'They're not hanging Wright tonight,' she said. To which he whirled around and screamed, 'FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER LET UP?!'

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:30 pm    Post subject:   Reply with quote


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 7:47 pm    Post subject:   Reply with quote

My wife has an Uncle that is an 80+ year old minister, and this is one of his favorite jokes that I've sent him!!
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