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Capt Rick Hiott

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Location: Charleston,S.C.

PostPosted: Thu Nov 11, 2004 8:57 am    Post subject:  Where is your wife from ? Reply with quote

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their
new wives duties.

The first man had married a woman from Alabama, and bragged that he had
told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that
needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the
third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and
put away.

The second man had married a woman from Florida. He bragged that he had
given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the
cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the
next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a South Carolina girl. He boasted that he told
her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn
mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal.

He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see
anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he
could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to
eat, load the dishwasher, and telephone a landscaper.

Got to love those South Carolina girls!

Captain Rick Hiott's Inshore Fishing Charters.
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Location: South Carolina

PostPosted: Sun Mar 19, 2006 8:02 pm    Post subject: icon_mocker OMG--- too funny -- not true -- but soo funny Reply with quote

LMAO--- Bein from IL and having found my wife and now Very Happily residing in SC-- I bout fell outa my chair laughing when I read this!!
Thanks for the laughs!!

"The Road to Success is Through Attention to Details"
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Location: Rhode Island

PostPosted: Thu May 25, 2006 11:02 pm    Post subject: clown That was really a great one...... Reply with quote

I really enjoyed that joke...I think I heard it
a long time ago and still enjoy hearing it anyway!!
Some jokes never get too old to hear.
Thanks for the chuckle....I needed it!! Razz

Git 'er done.....c'mon ya darn fishy....
not gawna hurtcha......yeeehawwww...
Charlie would be proud!!
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