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PostPosted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 4:43 am    Post subject:  New greeter at WAL-MART Reply with quote

A manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to
fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes
he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to
call the four in and ask them only one question.
Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.

The day came and as the four sat around the conference
room table, the interviewer asked,
"What is the fastest thing you know of?"

Acknowledging the first man on his right, the man replied,
"A THOUGHT." It just pops into your head. There's no warning.
"That's very good!" replied the interviewer.

"And, now you sir?",
he asked the second man. "Hmmm...let me see. "A blink!
It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever
happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of."
"Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye, that's a
very popular clich for speed."

He then turned to the third man, who was contemplating his reply.
"Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house
and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch,
way out across the pasture the light on the barn comes on in
less than an instant.
"Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of"
The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer
and thought he had found his man.
"It's hard to beat the speed of light," he said.

Turning to Bubba, the fourth and final man, the interviewer
posed the same question. Old Bubba replied, "After
hearing the previous three Answers, it's obvious to me
that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA."
"WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response.
"Oh sure", said Old Bubba. "You see, the other day I wasn't
feeling so good, and I ran for the bathroom, but before
I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already sh*t my pants."

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Laughing Very Happy Surprised Twisted Evil Wink Cool - Hardee Har Harrrr. BUBBA.
Take Care, And "Hold His Head Up"

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